Top Tinder Moments of the Week (April 26 2022)

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

Apr 26, 2022 11:00 AM EDT

Welcome to online dating! It's a wild world where you can say and do as you please, and not a lot of it means (or leads to) much of anything. This facade is just an elaborate, membrane-thin distraction from just how vulnerable and alone the delicate dance of courtship makes us feel. While the establishment of the internet may have opened the doors to an entire ocean of fish… You're still just a drop in the bucket and that's a daunting realization. Three photos and a witty tagline will determine whether or not the spouse (or hookup?) of your dreams lets you into their dm's or swipes you left into oblivion.

This week's contestants include a range of angry individuals who are incredibly particular about the way that they are greeted. We've also got the Special Forces deployed and they're running operations to vet "worthy" individuals for their friend (That's a bold move.). You've got the usual jokers, hecklers, thrill-seekers, and those men and women that are maybe just a little too thirsty to be trusted.

Desperation, I suppose, can be a sizeable fan for the flames of love.